- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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