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The WNBA

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Religion.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

Sac

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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