What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mom is so fat...

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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