- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's big and messy? A big mess

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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