- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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