Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A black person walks out of KFC

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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