yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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The Female Orgasm

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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