- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What black and has children A black man

pudding

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Guess what. Chicken butt.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

I am a women

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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