- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A baby seal walks into a club.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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