There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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you lose.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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F? No k

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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