- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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