can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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You're welcome!

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I am a women

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Womens' sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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