Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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The jets are a good team..

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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