- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

A white person at Harvard

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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