- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Knock knock Come in

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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