- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Adele walks into the stables

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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