Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

hi

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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