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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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