- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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