- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

penis

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

knock knock There's no door

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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