don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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