A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Hahaha

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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