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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

This sentence is false.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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