What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Canadians

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

s e m e n

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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