why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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why do you care?

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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