Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Health food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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