A child walks into a classroom.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Republicans

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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DESERT

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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No.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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