Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Cool Brian

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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I told you it would happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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