What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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