What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Woman's rights

luke moore cant pull it back

once upon a time, it snowed

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Basically copying you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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