- Anti Joke

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock