- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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