- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Basically copying you.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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