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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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A Sloth runs...

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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