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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

A Jew walks into Macy's

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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