- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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