Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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