What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock get lost!

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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