What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

why do you care?

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

A russian gives away vodka.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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