What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

If you were a cactus, why?

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Will nearis is here! Get it

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