What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Caroline Kelly.

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