- Anti Joke

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...