- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

what do u call a black person by his name

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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