Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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obama's promises

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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