How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

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