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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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hi

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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