What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

raisin boogers

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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