- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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