What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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xavier stop

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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