Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

i lost the game

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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