three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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