why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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He walked in a bar

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Women's rights.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Poop

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69

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why did it die Nothing died

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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