- Anti Joke

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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