Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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