Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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