- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

why did the man die? he was shot

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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