- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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