Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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