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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a black man? A person

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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