Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

you are a åsshole :)

your life

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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