How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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