- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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what's worst than being gay? being black

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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