did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Women's rights

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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420

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Justin Bieber

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Mormons having fun.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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