Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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