- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

why did matt die? He had cancer

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Are you a tree

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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