- Anti Joke

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg