- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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