Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

I am a women

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Neither have I

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

salad days!

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

black people

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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