What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Agent 47.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What is a chair?

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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