- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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