Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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