One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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