so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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